@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-21 02:00 UTC
Marshals should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2026 · Drama / Crime / Adventure
Marshals
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
With the Yellowstone Ranch behind him, Kayce Dutton joins an elite unit of U.S. Marshals, combining his skills as a cowboy and Navy SEAL to bring range justice to Montana, where he and his teammates must balance family, duty and the high psychological cost that comes with serving as the last line of defense in the region's war on violence.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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Drama / Crime / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
With the Yellowstone Ranch behind him, Kayce Dutton joins an elite unit of U.S. Marshals, combining his skills as a cowboy and Navy SEAL to bring range justice to Montana, where he and his teammates must balance family, duty and the high psychological cost that comes with serving as the last line of defense in the region's war on violence.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-26 02:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Marshals.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-13 09:00 UTC
Marshals is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-21 19:00 UTC
Marshals treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Marshals?
Director clearly thought Marshals was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.8k points
Hot Take: Marshals's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Marshals performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Marshals actually is?
Honestly, Marshals would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.3k points
The cinematography in Marshals is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Marshals. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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