@REEL_DEAL2026-01-02 03:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Detective Conan knows its audience.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1996 · Animation / Crime / Mystery / Comedy
Detective Conan
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The son of a world famous mystery writer, Jimmy Kudo, has achieved his own notoriety by assisting the local police as a student detective. He has always been able to solve the most difficult of criminal cases using his wits and power of reason.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1996
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GENRE
Animation / Crime / Mystery / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
The son of a world famous mystery writer, Jimmy Kudo, has achieved his own notoriety by assisting the local police as a student detective. He has always been able to solve the most difficult of criminal cases using his wits and power of reason.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-16 03:00 UTC
Detective Conan: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-07 21:00 UTC
Cried during Detective Conan. Mostly at the ticket price.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-03 13:00 UTC
Detective Conan: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Detective Conan?
Look, I wanted to love Detective Conan. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Detective Conan is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Detective Conan and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Detective Conan actually is?
Rewatched Detective Conan last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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