Watched Naruto Shippūden so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“The devil tomato walked out.”
Naruto Shippūden
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
After 2 and a half years Naruto finally returns to his village of Konoha, and sets about putting his ambitions to work. It will not be easy though as he has amassed a few more dangerous enemies, in the likes of the shinobi organization; Akatsuki.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS LIGHTING A MATCH FOR THIS REVIEW…
After 2 and a half years Naruto finally returns to his village of Konoha, and sets about putting his ambitions to work. It will not be easy though as he has amassed a few more dangerous enemies, in the likes of the shinobi organization; Akatsuki.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during Naruto Shippūden.
Naruto Shippūden: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
If exposition were a contact sport, Naruto Shippūden would be banned for life.
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Unpopular opinion: Naruto Shippūden is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Naruto Shippūden was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Naruto Shippūden's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Naruto Shippūden would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Naruto Shippūden actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Naruto Shippūden. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Naruto Shippūden?
Everyone praising the Naruto Shippūden performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
