@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-19 07:00 UTC
Watched Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
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2009 · Animation / Adventure / Sci-Fi / Drama
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Disregard for alchemy’s laws ripped half of Edward Elric’s limbs from his body and left his brother Alphonse’s soul clinging to a suit of armor. To restore what was lost, the brothers seek the Philosopher’s Stone. Enemies and allies – the corrupt military, the Homunculi, and foreign alchemists – will alter the Elric brothers course, but their purpose will remain unchanged and their bond unbreakable.
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RELEASE DATE
2009
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Animation / Adventure / Sci-Fi / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Disregard for alchemy’s laws ripped half of Edward Elric’s limbs from his body and left his brother Alphonse’s soul clinging to a suit of armor. To restore what was lost, the brothers seek the Philosopher’s Stone. Enemies and allies – the corrupt military, the Homunculi, and foreign alchemists – will alter the Elric brothers course, but their purpose will remain unchanged and their bond unbreakable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-10 05:00 UTC
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-20 10:00 UTC
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-10 07:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.7k points
Hot Take: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood?
Just got out of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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