Even the popcorn looked bored during Pretty Little Liars.

“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
Pretty Little Liars
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Based on the Pretty Little Liars series of young adult novels by Sara Shepard, the series follows the lives of four girls — Spencer, Hanna, Aria, and Emily — whose clique falls apart after the disappearance of their queen bee, Alison. One year later, they begin receiving messages from someone using the name "A" who threatens to expose their secrets — including long-hidden ones they thought only Alison knew.
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Based on the Pretty Little Liars series of young adult novels by Sara Shepard, the series follows the lives of four girls — Spencer, Hanna, Aria, and Emily — whose clique falls apart after the disappearance of their queen bee, Alison. One year later, they begin receiving messages from someone using the name "A" who threatens to expose their secrets — including long-hidden ones they thought only Alison knew.
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Hot Take: Pretty Little Liars's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Pretty Little Liars. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Pretty Little Liars?
Director clearly thought Pretty Little Liars was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
The cinematography in Pretty Little Liars is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Pretty Little Liars would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
