@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-28 03:00 UTC
The Evil Lawyer should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2026 · Crime / Drama
The Evil Lawyer
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When a young attorney is accused of murdering a police officer's son, he teams up with the "Evil Lawyer" to exploit loopholes and prove his innocence.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
When a young attorney is accused of murdering a police officer's son, he teams up with the "Evil Lawyer" to exploit loopholes and prove his innocence.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-14 15:00 UTC
The script for The Evil Lawyer feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-07 15:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than The Evil Lawyer.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-03 22:00 UTC
The Evil Lawyer: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Evil Lawyer?
Everyone praising the The Evil Lawyer performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 1,023 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.4k points
Hot Take: The Evil Lawyer's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Evil Lawyer would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Evil Lawyer?
Just got out of The Evil Lawyer and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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