If Bob's Burgers was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Two thumbs down from hell.”
Bob's Burgers
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Bob's Burgers follows a third-generation restaurateur, Bob, as he runs Bob's Burgers with the help of his wife and their three kids. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Despite the greasy counters, lousy location and a dearth of customers, Bob and his family are determined to make Bob's Burgers "grand re-re-re-opening" a success.
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Bob's Burgers follows a third-generation restaurateur, Bob, as he runs Bob's Burgers with the help of his wife and their three kids. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Despite the greasy counters, lousy location and a dearth of customers, Bob and his family are determined to make Bob's Burgers "grand re-re-re-opening" a success.
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Public Roast Feed
Bob's Burgers: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
Bob's Burgers is what improv class warned you about.
Watched Bob's Burgers so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bob's Burgers?
Everyone praising the Bob's Burgers performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Bob's Burgers?
Look, I wanted to love Bob's Burgers. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Unpopular opinion: Bob's Burgers is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Bob's Burgers last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Bob's Burgers's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Bob's Burgers and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
