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Even the popcorn looked bored during Charlie's Angels.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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1976 · Adventure
Charlie's Angels
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Beautiful, intelligent, and ultra-sophisticated, Charlie's Angels are everything a man could dream of... and way more than they could ever handle! Receiving their orders via speaker phone from their never seen boss, Charlie, the Angels employ their incomparable sleuthing and combat skills, as well as their lethal feminine charm, to crack even the most seemingly insurmountable of cases.
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1976
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Adventure
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Beautiful, intelligent, and ultra-sophisticated, Charlie's Angels are everything a man could dream of... and way more than they could ever handle! Receiving their orders via speaker phone from their never seen boss, Charlie, the Angels employ their incomparable sleuthing and combat skills, as well as their lethal feminine charm, to crack even the most seemingly insurmountable of cases.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-28 05:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Charlie's Angels would be banned for life.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-29 10:00 UTC
If Charlie's Angels was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-14 19:00 UTC
Charlie's Angels treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.5k points
The cinematography in Charlie's Angels is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Charlie's Angels. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Charlie's Angels actually is?
Just got out of Charlie's Angels and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Charlie's Angels?
Director clearly thought Charlie's Angels was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Charlie's Angels?
Rewatched Charlie's Angels last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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