Even the popcorn looked bored during Teen Wolf.

“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
Teen Wolf
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Scott McCall, a high school student living in the town of Beacon Hills has his life drastically changed when he's bitten by a werewolf, becoming one himself. He must henceforth learn to balance his problematic new identity with his day-to-day teenage life. The following characters are instrumental to his struggle: Stiles, his best friend; Allison, his love interest who comes from a family of werewolf hunters; and Derek, a mysterious werewolf with a dark past. Throughout the series, he strives to keep his loved ones safe while maintaining normal relationships with them.
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Scott McCall, a high school student living in the town of Beacon Hills has his life drastically changed when he's bitten by a werewolf, becoming one himself. He must henceforth learn to balance his problematic new identity with his day-to-day teenage life. The following characters are instrumental to his struggle: Stiles, his best friend; Allison, his love interest who comes from a family of werewolf hunters; and Derek, a mysterious werewolf with a dark past. Throughout the series, he strives to keep his loved ones safe while maintaining normal relationships with them.
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If whispered monologues were currency, Teen Wolf would settle the national debt.
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Teen Wolf.
Teen Wolf put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Teen Wolf?
Look, I wanted to love Teen Wolf. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Teen Wolf?
Just got out of Teen Wolf and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Hot Take: Teen Wolf's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Teen Wolf was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
