@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-14 17:00 UTC
Morgenmagazin has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Two thumbs down from hell.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1992 · UNCATEGORIZED
Morgenmagazin
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
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1992
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-07 10:00 UTC
If Morgenmagazin was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-03 13:00 UTC
Morgenmagazin: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-16 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Morgenmagazin.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Morgenmagazin is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Morgenmagazin performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Morgenmagazin actually is?
Rewatched Morgenmagazin last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Morgenmagazin?
Just got out of Morgenmagazin and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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