@REEL_DEAL2026-01-04 00:00 UTC
Watched Dynasty so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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1981 · Drama
Dynasty
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The saga of a wealthy Denver family in the oil business: Blake Carrington, the patriarch; Krystle, his former secretary and wife; his children: Adam, lost in childhood after a kidnapping; Fallon, pampered and spoiled; Steven, openly gay; and Amanda, hidden from him by his ex-wife, the conniving Alexis. Most of the show features the conflict between 2 large corporations, Blake's Denver Carrington and Alexis' ColbyCo.
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RELEASE DATE
1981
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
The saga of a wealthy Denver family in the oil business: Blake Carrington, the patriarch; Krystle, his former secretary and wife; his children: Adam, lost in childhood after a kidnapping; Fallon, pampered and spoiled; Steven, openly gay; and Amanda, hidden from him by his ex-wife, the conniving Alexis. Most of the show features the conflict between 2 large corporations, Blake's Denver Carrington and Alexis' ColbyCo.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-17 01:00 UTC
Dynasty: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-23 08:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Dynasty would settle the national debt.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-11 06:00 UTC
Dynasty has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Dynasty?
Look, I wanted to love Dynasty. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.2k points
The cinematography in Dynasty is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Dynasty and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Dynasty actually is?
Director clearly thought Dynasty was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Dynasty?
Rewatched Dynasty last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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