If Hannibal was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
Hannibal
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Both a gift and a curse, Graham has the extraordinary ability to think like his prey—he sees what they see, feels what they feel. But while Graham is pursuing an especially troubling, cannibalistic murderer, Special Agent Jack Crawford teams him with a highly respected psychiatrist – a man with a taste for the criminal minded – Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Both a gift and a curse, Graham has the extraordinary ability to think like his prey—he sees what they see, feels what they feel. But while Graham is pursuing an especially troubling, cannibalistic murderer, Special Agent Jack Crawford teams him with a highly respected psychiatrist – a man with a taste for the criminal minded – Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
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Watched Hannibal so you don't have to. You're welcome.
If whispered monologues were currency, Hannibal would settle the national debt.
Hannibal confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Hannibal?
Rewatched Hannibal last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Hannibal actually is?
Director clearly thought Hannibal was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Hannibal?
Honestly, Hannibal would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
