@REEL_DEAL2026-01-07 23:00 UTC
If Hannibal was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
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2013 · Drama / Crime
Hannibal
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Both a gift and a curse, Graham has the extraordinary ability to think like his prey—he sees what they see, feels what they feel. But while Graham is pursuing an especially troubling, cannibalistic murderer, Special Agent Jack Crawford teams him with a highly respected psychiatrist – a man with a taste for the criminal minded – Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2013
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GENRE
Drama / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Both a gift and a curse, Graham has the extraordinary ability to think like his prey—he sees what they see, feels what they feel. But while Graham is pursuing an especially troubling, cannibalistic murderer, Special Agent Jack Crawford teams him with a highly respected psychiatrist – a man with a taste for the criminal minded – Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-04 01:00 UTC
Watched Hannibal so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-16 20:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Hannibal would settle the national debt.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-23 00:00 UTC
Hannibal confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Hannibal?
Rewatched Hannibal last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Hannibal actually is?
Director clearly thought Hannibal was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Hannibal?
Honestly, Hannibal would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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