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The science in Star Wars: The Clone Wars has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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2008 · Adventure / Sci-Fi / Animation
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Mace Windu and other Jedi Knights lead the Grand Army of the Republic against the droid army of the Separatists.
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Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Mace Windu and other Jedi Knights lead the Grand Army of the Republic against the droid army of the Separatists.
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Cried during Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Mostly at the ticket price.
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If Star Wars: The Clone Wars was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-21 07:00 UTC
Star Wars: The Clone Wars has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Star Wars: The Clone Wars actually is?
Just got out of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Star Wars: The Clone Wars is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Star Wars: The Clone Wars last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
Director clearly thought Star Wars: The Clone Wars was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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