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Married... with Children has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
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1987 · Comedy
Married... with Children
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
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RELEASE DATE
1987
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GENRE
Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-19 08:00 UTC
Watched Married... with Children so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-25 00:00 UTC
Married... with Children put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-12 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Married... with Children.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Married... with Children?
Rewatched Married... with Children last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Married... with Children actually is?
Just got out of Married... with Children and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Married... with Children?
Director clearly thought Married... with Children was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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