Bewitched has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
Bewitched
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Samantha Stephens is a seemingly normal suburban housewife who also happens to be a genuine witch, with all the requisite magical powers. Her husband Darrin insists that Samantha keep her witchcraft under wraps, but situations invariably require her to indulge her powers while keeping her bothersome mother Endora at bay.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Samantha Stephens is a seemingly normal suburban housewife who also happens to be a genuine witch, with all the requisite magical powers. Her husband Darrin insists that Samantha keep her witchcraft under wraps, but situations invariably require her to indulge her powers while keeping her bothersome mother Endora at bay.
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Bewitched is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
Bewitched is what improv class warned you about.
If exposition were a contact sport, Bewitched would be banned for life.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bewitched?
Honestly, Bewitched would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in Bewitched is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Bewitched was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Bewitched actually is?
Everyone praising the Bewitched performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Unpopular opinion: Bewitched is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Bewitched and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
