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If exposition were a contact sport, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure would be banned for life.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
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2012 · Animation / Adventure / Sci-Fi
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Follow the intergenerational feud between the Joestar Family and various forces of evil, the most prominent of which is Dio Brando and his followers.
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2012
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Animation / Adventure / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Follow the intergenerational feud between the Joestar Family and various forces of evil, the most prominent of which is Dio Brando and his followers.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-22 13:00 UTC
The science in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-26 02:00 UTC
Cried during JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Mostly at the ticket price.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-27 15:00 UTC
If JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure actually is?
Honestly, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Everyone praising the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.7k points
The cinematography in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Just got out of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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