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I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Adam-12.
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1968 · Crime / Drama
Adam-12
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Adam-12 is a television police drama that followed two police officers of the Los Angeles Police Department, Pete Malloy and Jim Reed, as they patrolled the streets of Los Angeles in their patrol unit, 1-Adam-12.
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Crime / Drama
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Adam-12 is a television police drama that followed two police officers of the Los Angeles Police Department, Pete Malloy and Jim Reed, as they patrolled the streets of Los Angeles in their patrol unit, 1-Adam-12.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-21 08:00 UTC
Adam-12: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-11 00:00 UTC
Adam-12 has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-20 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Adam-12.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.3k points
The cinematography in Adam-12 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Adam-12. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Adam-12?
Just got out of Adam-12 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: Adam-12's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Adam-12 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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