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Even the popcorn looked bored during Murder, She Wrote.
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1984 · Mystery / Crime / Drama
Murder, She Wrote
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
An unassuming mystery writer turned sleuth uses her professional insight to help solve real-life homicide cases.
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RELEASE DATE
1984
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GENRE
Mystery / Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
An unassuming mystery writer turned sleuth uses her professional insight to help solve real-life homicide cases.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-23 15:00 UTC
Murder, She Wrote confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-12 03:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Murder, She Wrote. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-06 04:00 UTC
Murder, She Wrote should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Murder, She Wrote actually is?
Honestly, Murder, She Wrote would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Murder, She Wrote?
Just got out of Murder, She Wrote and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Murder, She Wrote is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Murder, She Wrote performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.1k points
The cinematography in Murder, She Wrote is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Murder, She Wrote last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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