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Brooklyn Nine-Nine should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2013 · Comedy / Crime
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A single-camera ensemble comedy following the lives of an eclectic group of detectives in a New York precinct, including one slacker who is forced to shape up when he gets a new boss.
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PLOT SUMMARY
A single-camera ensemble comedy following the lives of an eclectic group of detectives in a New York precinct, including one slacker who is forced to shape up when he gets a new boss.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Brooklyn Nine-Nine actually is?
Just got out of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.7k points
Hot Take: Brooklyn Nine-Nine's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Brooklyn Nine-Nine would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Brooklyn Nine-Nine?
Rewatched Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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