@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-15 13:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, iCarly.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
ADVERTISEMENTReserved space
2007 · Comedy / Family / Drama
iCarly
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED20%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED26%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Watch Carly, Sam, and Freddie, as they try to balance their everyday 8th grade lives with their newfound fame managing and starring in the most awesome show on the web.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2007
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GENRE
Comedy / Family / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Watch Carly, Sam, and Freddie, as they try to balance their everyday 8th grade lives with their newfound fame managing and starring in the most awesome show on the web.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-07 20:00 UTC
iCarly is what improv class warned you about.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-18 18:00 UTC
Laughed twice during iCarly. Once was a sneeze.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-08 23:00 UTC
iCarly put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.1k points
Unpopular opinion: iCarly is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, iCarly would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,378 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.4k points
Hot Take: iCarly's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought iCarly was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 746 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in iCarly?
Look, I wanted to love iCarly. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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