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If exposition were a contact sport, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch would be banned for life.
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1996 · Comedy / Family / Sci-Fi
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED22%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
On her sixteenth birthday, Sabrina Spellman discovers she has magical powers. She lives with her 600-year-old aunts Hilda and Zelda as well as talking cat Salem in the fictional town of Westbridge, Massachusetts.
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RELEASE DATE
1996
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GENRE
Comedy / Family / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
On her sixteenth birthday, Sabrina Spellman discovers she has magical powers. She lives with her 600-year-old aunts Hilda and Zelda as well as talking cat Salem in the fictional town of Westbridge, Massachusetts.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-14 21:00 UTC
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-07 18:00 UTC
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-18 23:00 UTC
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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Why is Sabrina, the Teenage Witch rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 22/100. On her sixteenth birthday, Sabrina Spellman discovers she has magical powers. She lives with her 600-year-old aunts Hilda and Zelda as well as talking cat Salem in the fictional town of Westbridge, Massachusetts.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Sabrina, the Teenage Witch fit best?+
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 22/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Sabrina, the Teenage Witch worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch scores 22/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.7k points
Hot Take: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,149 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 229 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Sabrina, the Teenage Witch was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch?
Just got out of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 690 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD