@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-22 15:00 UTC
The script for Bosch feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
“Two thumbs down from hell.”
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2015 · Mystery / Drama / Crime
Bosch
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Harry Bosch, an LAPD homicide detective, stands trial for the fatal shooting of a serial murder suspect. A cold case involving the remains of a missing boy forces Bosch to confront his past. As daring recruit Julia Brasher catches his eye and departmental politics heat up, Bosch will pursue justice at all costs.
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RELEASE DATE
2015
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Mystery / Drama / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Harry Bosch, an LAPD homicide detective, stands trial for the fatal shooting of a serial murder suspect. A cold case involving the remains of a missing boy forces Bosch to confront his past. As daring recruit Julia Brasher catches his eye and departmental politics heat up, Bosch will pursue justice at all costs.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-26 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Bosch.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-28 00:00 UTC
Bosch confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-28 14:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Bosch. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Bosch is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Bosch and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Bosch?
Honestly, Bosch would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Bosch actually is?
Everyone praising the Bosch performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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