@RATIO_RAT2026-01-01 16:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Scorpion.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
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2014 · Adventure / Drama / Crime
Scorpion
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Eccentric genius Walter O’Brien and his team of brilliant misfits comprise the last line of defense against complex, high-tech threats of the modern age. As Homeland Security’s new think tank, O’Brien’s “Scorpion” team includes Toby Curtis, an expert behaviorist who can read anyone; Happy Quinn, a mechanical prodigy; and Sylvester Dodd, a statistics guru.
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2014
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Adventure / Drama / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Eccentric genius Walter O’Brien and his team of brilliant misfits comprise the last line of defense against complex, high-tech threats of the modern age. As Homeland Security’s new think tank, O’Brien’s “Scorpion” team includes Toby Curtis, an expert behaviorist who can read anyone; Happy Quinn, a mechanical prodigy; and Sylvester Dodd, a statistics guru.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-15 21:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Scorpion knows its audience.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-07 18:00 UTC
Scorpion: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-18 11:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Scorpion would settle the national debt.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Scorpion is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Scorpion performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Scorpion?
Honestly, Scorpion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.3k points
Hot Take: Scorpion's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Scorpion was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Scorpion?
Look, I wanted to love Scorpion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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