@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-14 11:00 UTC
Watched NCIS: New Orleans so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2014 · Adventure / Drama / Comedy
NCIS: New Orleans
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A drama about the local field office that investigates criminal cases affecting military personnel in The Big Easy, a city known for its music, entertainment and decadence.
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A drama about the local field office that investigates criminal cases affecting military personnel in The Big Easy, a city known for its music, entertainment and decadence.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-22 19:00 UTC
NCIS: New Orleans is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-11 17:00 UTC
Laughed twice during NCIS: New Orleans. Once was a sneeze.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-20 23:00 UTC
NCIS: New Orleans is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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Why is NCIS: New Orleans rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
NCIS: New Orleans (2014) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 27/100. A drama about the local field office that investigates criminal cases affecting military personnel in The Big Easy, a city known for its music, entertainment and decadence.
What streaming era or audience vibe does NCIS: New Orleans fit best?+
NCIS: New Orleans works best as a modern catalog staple for adventure fans. With a Burn Index of 27/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is NCIS: New Orleans worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
NCIS: New Orleans scores 27/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in NCIS: New Orleans actually is?
Everyone praising the NCIS: New Orleans performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.9k points
The cinematography in NCIS: New Orleans is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love NCIS: New Orleans. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in NCIS: New Orleans?
Rewatched NCIS: New Orleans last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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