@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-09 05:00 UTC
DAS!: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1991 · UNCATEGORIZED
DAS!
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED53%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED49%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
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ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Every evening at 6:45 p.m. sharp, a prominent guest takes a seat on the red sofa—and DAS! provides daily updates on what's hot in the north.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
💀 APPLYING THIRD-DEGREE BURNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1991
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PLOT SUMMARY
Every evening at 6:45 p.m. sharp, a prominent guest takes a seat on the red sofa—and DAS! provides daily updates on what's hot in the north.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-05 04:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during DAS!.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-17 22:00 UTC
Watched DAS! so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-09 01:00 UTC
DAS! has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
— FROM THE WILD
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.0k points
Unpopular opinion: DAS! is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched DAS! last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 623 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.4k points
Hot Take: DAS!'s third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought DAS! was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,162 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in DAS! actually is?
Honestly, DAS! would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 630 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in DAS!?
Just got out of DAS! and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 193 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD