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Star Trek: The Next Generation confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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1987 · Sci-Fi / Adventure / Drama / Mystery
Star Trek: The Next Generation
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Follow the intergalactic adventures of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and his loyal crew aboard the all-new USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, as they explore new worlds.
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Follow the intergalactic adventures of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and his loyal crew aboard the all-new USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, as they explore new worlds.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-12 07:00 UTC
Star Trek: The Next Generation: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-21 11:00 UTC
The science in Star Trek: The Next Generation has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-25 20:00 UTC
Star Trek: The Next Generation treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Star Trek: The Next Generation is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Star Trek: The Next Generation. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
The cinematography in Star Trek: The Next Generation is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Star Trek: The Next Generation and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Rewatched Star Trek: The Next Generation last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.5k points
Hot Take: Star Trek: The Next Generation's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Star Trek: The Next Generation performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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