Watched Dark so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Dark
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A missing child sets four families on a frantic hunt for answers as they unearth a mind-bending mystery that spans three generations.
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A missing child sets four families on a frantic hunt for answers as they unearth a mind-bending mystery that spans three generations.
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The science in Dark has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Dark.
Dark is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Dark actually is?
Director clearly thought Dark was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Dark?
Honestly, Dark would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in Dark is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Dark and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Dark?
Rewatched Dark last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
