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Men on a Mission: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2015 · Comedy
Men on a Mission
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Male celebs play make-believe as high schoolers, welcoming star transfer students every week and engaging in battles of witty humor and slapstick.
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RELEASE DATE
2015
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GENRE
Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Male celebs play make-believe as high schoolers, welcoming star transfer students every week and engaging in battles of witty humor and slapstick.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-20 10:00 UTC
If Men on a Mission was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-25 01:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Men on a Mission. Once was a sneeze.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-12 03:00 UTC
Men on a Mission has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.4k points
The cinematography in Men on a Mission is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Men on a Mission performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Men on a Mission?
Rewatched Men on a Mission last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Men on a Mission is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Men on a Mission. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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