@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-02 12:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Money Heist knows its audience.
“The devil tomato approves... reluctantly.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2017 · Crime / Drama
Money Heist
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
To carry out the biggest heist in history, a mysterious man called The Professor recruits a band of eight robbers who have a single characteristic: none of them has anything to lose. Five months of seclusion - memorizing every step, every detail, every probability - culminate in eleven days locked up in the National Coinage and Stamp Factory of Spain, surrounded by police forces and with dozens of hostages in their power, to find out whether their suicide wager will lead to everything or nothing.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2017
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
To carry out the biggest heist in history, a mysterious man called The Professor recruits a band of eight robbers who have a single characteristic: none of them has anything to lose. Five months of seclusion - memorizing every step, every detail, every probability - culminate in eleven days locked up in the National Coinage and Stamp Factory of Spain, surrounded by police forces and with dozens of hostages in their power, to find out whether their suicide wager will lead to everything or nothing.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-01 07:00 UTC
Money Heist: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-31 11:00 UTC
Money Heist should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-14 20:00 UTC
The script for Money Heist feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Money Heist is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Money Heist performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Money Heist actually is?
Just got out of Money Heist and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Money Heist?
Look, I wanted to love Money Heist. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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