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Even the popcorn looked bored during SEAL Team.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
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2017 · Adventure / Drama / War
SEAL Team
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Military drama following the professional and personal lives of the most elite unit of Navy SEALs as they train, plan and execute the most dangerous, high stakes missions our country can ask of them.
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Adventure / Drama / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Military drama following the professional and personal lives of the most elite unit of Navy SEALs as they train, plan and execute the most dangerous, high stakes missions our country can ask of them.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-10 18:00 UTC
SEAL Team is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-05 05:00 UTC
SEAL Team treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-02 05:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than SEAL Team.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in SEAL Team actually is?
Just got out of SEAL Team and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in SEAL Team?
Rewatched SEAL Team last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.7k points
The cinematography in SEAL Team is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought SEAL Team was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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