Magnum, P.I. confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".

“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
Magnum, P.I.
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A private investigator who works when he wants, lives in a beachfront estate in Hawaii, drives a posh Ferrari, runs up an unlimited tab at a swank bar, and charms attractive women in peril - that's the lifestyle of Thomas Magnum, aka Magnum, P.I.
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A private investigator who works when he wants, lives in a beachfront estate in Hawaii, drives a posh Ferrari, runs up an unlimited tab at a swank bar, and charms attractive women in peril - that's the lifestyle of Thomas Magnum, aka Magnum, P.I.
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Counted the jumpscares in Magnum, P.I.. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
Magnum, P.I. should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
Magnum, P.I. has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Magnum, P.I. actually is?
Rewatched Magnum, P.I. last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Unpopular opinion: Magnum, P.I. is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Magnum, P.I. performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Magnum, P.I.?
Look, I wanted to love Magnum, P.I.. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
