@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-21 18:00 UTC
Watched Elite so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
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2018 · Crime / Mystery / Drama
Elite
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When three working class kids enroll in the most exclusive school in Spain, the clash between the wealthy and the poor students leads to tragedy.
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When three working class kids enroll in the most exclusive school in Spain, the clash between the wealthy and the poor students leads to tragedy.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-25 22:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Elite.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-27 19:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Elite knows its audience.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-13 12:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Elite.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Elite actually is?
Everyone praising the Elite performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.8k points
The cinematography in Elite is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Elite. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Elite?
Honestly, Elite would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Elite?
Director clearly thought Elite was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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