Watched Elite so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Elite
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When three working class kids enroll in the most exclusive school in Spain, the clash between the wealthy and the poor students leads to tragedy.
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When three working class kids enroll in the most exclusive school in Spain, the clash between the wealthy and the poor students leads to tragedy.
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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Elite.
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Elite knows its audience.
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Elite.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Elite actually is?
Everyone praising the Elite performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in Elite is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Elite. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Elite?
Honestly, Elite would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Elite?
Director clearly thought Elite was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
