@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-24 19:00 UTC
Watched Cobra Kai so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2018 · Adventure / Drama / Comedy
Cobra Kai
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
This Karate Kid sequel series picks up 30 years after the events of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament and finds Johnny Lawrence on the hunt for redemption by reopening the infamous Cobra Kai karate dojo. This reignites his old rivalry with the successful Daniel LaRusso, who has been working to maintain the balance in his life without mentor Mr. Miyagi.
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2018
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Adventure / Drama / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
This Karate Kid sequel series picks up 30 years after the events of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament and finds Johnny Lawrence on the hunt for redemption by reopening the infamous Cobra Kai karate dojo. This reignites his old rivalry with the successful Daniel LaRusso, who has been working to maintain the balance in his life without mentor Mr. Miyagi.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-12 23:00 UTC
Cobra Kai is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-21 19:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Cobra Kai. Once was a sneeze.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-11 00:00 UTC
Cobra Kai is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Cobra Kai is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Cobra Kai. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Cobra Kai is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Cobra Kai and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Cobra Kai actually is?
Rewatched Cobra Kai last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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