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Even the popcorn looked bored during Agatha Christie's Poirot.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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1989 · Crime / Drama / Mystery
Agatha Christie's Poirot
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
From England to Egypt, accompanied by his elegant and trustworthy sidekicks, the intelligent yet eccentrically-refined Belgian detective Hercule Poirot pits his wits against a collection of first class deceptions.
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Crime / Drama / Mystery
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From England to Egypt, accompanied by his elegant and trustworthy sidekicks, the intelligent yet eccentrically-refined Belgian detective Hercule Poirot pits his wits against a collection of first class deceptions.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-29 22:00 UTC
Agatha Christie's Poirot confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-15 07:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Agatha Christie's Poirot. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-07 18:00 UTC
Agatha Christie's Poirot should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Agatha Christie's Poirot?
Rewatched Agatha Christie's Poirot last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.4k points
The cinematography in Agatha Christie's Poirot is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Agatha Christie's Poirot and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Agatha Christie's Poirot?
Director clearly thought Agatha Christie's Poirot was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Agatha Christie's Poirot is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Agatha Christie's Poirot. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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