@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-01 17:00 UTC
The Chosen has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“The tomato's grin says it all.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2019 · Adventure / Family / Drama
The Chosen
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The life of Christ through the eyes of those who encountered him.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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Adventure / Family / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
The life of Christ through the eyes of those who encountered him.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-15 22:00 UTC
If The Chosen was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-07 19:00 UTC
Cried during The Chosen. Mostly at the ticket price.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-18 12:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Chosen would settle the national debt.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Chosen?
Everyone praising the The Chosen performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.1k points
Unpopular opinion: The Chosen is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love The Chosen. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: The Chosen's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The Chosen and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Chosen actually is?
Rewatched The Chosen last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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