Watched Parks and Recreation so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
Parks and Recreation
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In an attempt to beautify her town — and advance her career — Leslie Knope, a mid-level bureaucrat in the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana, takes on bureaucrats, cranky neighbors, and single-issue fanatics whose weapons are lawsuits, the jumble of city codes, and the democratic process she loves so much.
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In an attempt to beautify her town — and advance her career — Leslie Knope, a mid-level bureaucrat in the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana, takes on bureaucrats, cranky neighbors, and single-issue fanatics whose weapons are lawsuits, the jumble of city codes, and the democratic process she loves so much.
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Parks and Recreation put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Parks and Recreation.
Parks and Recreation is what improv class warned you about.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Parks and Recreation actually is?
Everyone praising the Parks and Recreation performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Unpopular opinion: Parks and Recreation is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Parks and Recreation would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in Parks and Recreation is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Parks and Recreation. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
