@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-30 19:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Ling Cage.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2019 · Animation / Sci-Fi / Adventure / Drama / Mystery
Ling Cage
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED16%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED22%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In the near future, human inhabitants would have been crowded and congested. It was an urgency to stride out to the universe and find a new home. When everything was under progress in an orderly way, dramatic geological transformations erupted over the courses of decades. Humanity was demolished by this disaster and hardly left anything. Until the nature gradually restored calm, people struggled to their feet from ruins and abysses, stepping again onto this familiar but strange earth. But for us people, dominating everything has been rooted into our blood. Are we still masters of this new world?
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2019
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GENRE
Animation / Sci-Fi / Adventure / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
In the near future, human inhabitants would have been crowded and congested. It was an urgency to stride out to the universe and find a new home. When everything was under progress in an orderly way, dramatic geological transformations erupted over the courses of decades. Humanity was demolished by this disaster and hardly left anything. Until the nature gradually restored calm, people struggled to their feet from ruins and abysses, stepping again onto this familiar but strange earth. But for us people, dominating everything has been rooted into our blood. Are we still masters of this new world?
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-15 11:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Ling Cage would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-07 13:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Ling Cage. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-18 09:00 UTC
Ling Cage treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Ling Cage?
Director clearly thought Ling Cage was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ling Cage actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Ling Cage. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Ling Cage?
Honestly, Ling Cage would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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