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If whispered monologues were currency, Falcon Crest would settle the national debt.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1981 · Drama
Falcon Crest
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Falcon Crest is an American primetime television soap opera which aired on the CBS network for nine seasons, from December 4, 1981 to May 17, 1990. A total of 227 episodes were produced. The series revolves around the feuding factions of the wealthy Gioberti/Channing family in the Californian wine industry. Jane Wyman starred as Angela Channing, the tyrannical matriarch of the Falcon Crest Winery, alongside Robert Foxworth as Chase Gioberti, Angela's nephew who returns to Falcon Crest following the death of his father. The series was set in the fictitious Tuscany Valley northeast of San Francisco.
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RELEASE DATE
1981
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Falcon Crest is an American primetime television soap opera which aired on the CBS network for nine seasons, from December 4, 1981 to May 17, 1990. A total of 227 episodes were produced. The series revolves around the feuding factions of the wealthy Gioberti/Channing family in the Californian wine industry. Jane Wyman starred as Angela Channing, the tyrannical matriarch of the Falcon Crest Winery, alongside Robert Foxworth as Chase Gioberti, Angela's nephew who returns to Falcon Crest following the death of his father. The series was set in the fictitious Tuscany Valley northeast of San Francisco.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-27 00:00 UTC
Falcon Crest has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-28 08:00 UTC
Falcon Crest confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-13 18:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Falcon Crest.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Falcon Crest?
Everyone praising the Falcon Crest performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Falcon Crest is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Falcon Crest last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Falcon Crest actually is?
Just got out of Falcon Crest and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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