@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-05 23:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Kid would settle the national debt.
1921 · Comedy / Drama / Family
The Kid
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1921
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-03 01:00 UTC
The Kid confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-01 08:00 UTC
The Kid is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-31 06:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Kid.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Kid is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, The Kid would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,512 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Kid actually is?
Everyone praising the The Kid performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Kid?
Look, I wanted to love The Kid. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in The Kid is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of The Kid and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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