@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-20 17:00 UTC
The science in The Gold Rush has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
1925 · Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Romance / Western
The Gold Rush
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1925
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Romance / Western
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-25 22:00 UTC
The Gold Rush has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-13 07:00 UTC
The Gold Rush confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-06 18:00 UTC
The Gold Rush is what improv class warned you about.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Gold Rush?
Director clearly thought The Gold Rush was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.3k points
Hot Take: The Gold Rush's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Gold Rush. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Gold Rush?
Honestly, The Gold Rush would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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