@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-02 15:00 UTC
City Lights: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1931 · Comedy / Drama / Romance
City Lights
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1931
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-16 09:00 UTC
City Lights has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-23 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during City Lights.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-11 02:00 UTC
If City Lights was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in City Lights actually is?
Rewatched City Lights last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.9k points
Unpopular opinion: City Lights is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought City Lights was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in City Lights is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love City Lights. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in City Lights?
Honestly, City Lights would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,790 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD