@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-22 10:00 UTC
Citizen Kane is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
1941 · Drama / Mystery
Citizen Kane
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1941
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-26 18:00 UTC
Citizen Kane confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-13 17:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Citizen Kane would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-21 23:00 UTC
Watched Citizen Kane so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Citizen Kane is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Citizen Kane last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Citizen Kane's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Citizen Kane would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Citizen Kane?
Director clearly thought Citizen Kane was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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