Casablanca has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.


“This tomato has seen things.”
Casablanca
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Set in Vichy-controlled Casablanca during World War II, an American expatriate runs a popular nightclub and casino that serves as a transit point for refugees seeking passage to America. His life becomes complicated when a former lover and her مقاومة leader husband arrive, seeking letters of transit. He must decide between his personal feelings and helping the couple escape to continue their fight against the Nazis.
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Set in Vichy-controlled Casablanca during World War II, an American expatriate runs a popular nightclub and casino that serves as a transit point for refugees seeking passage to America. His life becomes complicated when a former lover and her مقاومة leader husband arrive, seeking letters of transit. He must decide between his personal feelings and helping the couple escape to continue their fight against the Nazis.
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Watched Casablanca so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Casablanca is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
The chemistry in Casablanca is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.
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Why is Casablanca rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Casablanca (1942) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 48/100. Set in Vichy-controlled Casablanca during World War II, an American expatriate runs a popular nightclub and casino that serves as a transit point for refugees seeking passage to America. His life becomes complicated when…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Casablanca fit best?+
Casablanca works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 48/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Casablanca worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Casablanca lands at 48/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Casablanca?
Honestly, Casablanca would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Casablanca?
Look, I wanted to love Casablanca. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Unpopular opinion: Casablanca is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Casablanca performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
