Bicycle Thieves has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

Bicycle Thieves
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Bicycle Thieves confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
Even the popcorn looked bored during Bicycle Thieves.
Bicycle Thieves is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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Hot Take: Bicycle Thieves's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Bicycle Thieves performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bicycle Thieves?
Director clearly thought Bicycle Thieves was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: Bicycle Thieves is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Bicycle Thieves and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
The cinematography in Bicycle Thieves is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Bicycle Thieves last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
