@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-08 07:00 UTC
Watched All About Eve so you don't have to. You're welcome.
1950 · Drama
All About Eve
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1950
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-19 17:00 UTC
All About Eve: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-25 04:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, All About Eve would settle the national debt.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-12 16:00 UTC
All About Eve has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.4k points
The cinematography in All About Eve is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the All About Eve performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in All About Eve?
Director clearly thought All About Eve was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in All About Eve?
Rewatched All About Eve last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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