@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-09 22:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Rashomon.
1950 · Crime / Drama / Mystery
Rashomon
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1950
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-20 12:00 UTC
Rashomon confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-10 14:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Rashomon. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-20 09:00 UTC
Rashomon should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Rashomon?
Everyone praising the Rashomon performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Rashomon is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Rashomon would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.1k points
The cinematography in Rashomon is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Rashomon and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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