Watched Psycho so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Psycho
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Psycho.
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Psycho knows its audience.
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Psycho.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Psycho?
Look, I wanted to love Psycho. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Psycho?
Director clearly thought Psycho was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Psycho actually is?
Just got out of Psycho and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Hot Take: Psycho's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Psycho last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
