@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-24 13:00 UTC
Harakiri: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“The tomato's grin says it all.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1962 · Drama / Mystery
Harakiri
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1962
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GENRE
Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-12 20:00 UTC
Harakiri thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-06 18:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Harakiri. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-03 11:00 UTC
Harakiri: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.4k points
The cinematography in Harakiri is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Harakiri and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.1k points
Hot Take: Harakiri's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Harakiri. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Harakiri?
Everyone praising the Harakiri performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Harakiri?
Rewatched Harakiri last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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