@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-29 07:00 UTC
The script for The Godfather feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
1972 · Crime / Drama
The Godfather
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1972
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-15 05:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than The Godfather.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-07 22:00 UTC
The Godfather: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-04 01:00 UTC
The Godfather has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Godfather actually is?
Everyone praising the The Godfather performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.3k points
Hot Take: The Godfather's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Godfather would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Godfather?
Director clearly thought The Godfather was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Godfather is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of The Godfather and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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