@REEL_DEAL2026-01-25 01:00 UTC
Jaws: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
1975 · Adventure / Drama / Horror / Thriller
Jaws
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1975
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GENRE
Adventure / Drama / Horror / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-27 14:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Jaws.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-13 15:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Jaws knows its audience.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-21 10:00 UTC
If Jaws was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Jaws?
Director clearly thought Jaws was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Jaws actually is?
Rewatched Jaws last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Jaws?
Honestly, Jaws would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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